speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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1 month ago with 288,947 notes

shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

1 month ago with 120,521 notes

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

1 month ago with 158,610 notes

mishasminions:

hyphydollaz:

sesamestreethockey:

anrdew:

I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

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this has too many notes to be safe

1 month ago with 450,076 notes

khanqure-the-world:

when ur in the shower and u hear a strange noise

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1 month ago with 72,023 notes

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

1 month ago with 390,630 notes

marygetitpoppin:

when u sneeze on your period

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1 month ago with 7,970 notes

loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

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Mom:

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1 month ago with 42,963 notes